Yeah. Good Times.: The things that go through your mind when your child throws up

Thursday, February 10, 2011

The things that go through your mind when your child throws up

I made this about 6 months ago, but I'm re-posting it today because, um.... uh... y'know... no reason.

*sigh* Seriously. I JUST washed that sheet. Like TWO days ago.....

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lhand0124 49p · 737 weeks ago

It's funny because it's SO TRUE!!!

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ryoko861 57p · 737 weeks ago

OMG, that's so true!! Very good! That about sums it up!

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heatherlisa 37p · 737 weeks ago

haha- love it!

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Kimberly · 737 weeks ago

You're missing a portion that says, "No sleep for anyone tonight!"

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jillsmo 34p · 737 weeks ago

Good point

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@CrayonWrangler · 737 weeks ago

ROFL! That's the truth! I do think my personal pie puke portion has the "Ewww Get Away section" at a much larger percentage.

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jillsmo 34p · 737 weeks ago

The "I didn't want to go to work today, anyway" section will always vary in size for me depending on the day. This morning that section didn't exist and the bottom section took up the rest of the space

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tulpenelefanten 28p · 737 weeks ago

So accurate, I have little to add.

Except, aside from baby spit up...I've been exposed to very little kid throw up. Owen CANNOT thanks to fancy surgery, throw up, and Bea has only done it a couple times.

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jillsmo 34p · 737 weeks ago

Wow, it almost makes the whole thing worth it.

No. It doesn't.

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Lynn · 737 weeks ago

Yeah, I don't have the work portion so that would get allocated straight to the Ew section. Or the I'm Next section cuz I'm a total hypochondriac. You are speaking to me accountant to accountant with this one.

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jillsmo 34p · 737 weeks ago

What's really sad is how much fun I had making this thing in Excel

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Lady Estrogen · 737 weeks ago

I have to say that the green wedge for me would be A LOT bigger. lol.

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Rebecca · 737 weeks ago

I made a post back in October about blowing chunks. Isabella blew a very colorful and of varied texture GALLON of chunks on a chair we had just bought in July. So yeah, I was freaking out.

Also, she recently barfed against the wall in a way that made it splatter and ooze. Got all over the mattress protector, the bed skirt, and everything in her bed. EVERYTHING. It was awful.

But this is about your amazing chart. I love it!

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LiBBy · 737 weeks ago

Amen. I was always afraid my kid would choke and aspirate on his own vomit...ala Mama Cass......

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jillsmo 34p · 737 weeks ago

YIKES!

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dawn 58p · 737 weeks ago

i <3 excel

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Right wing Bastard · 737 weeks ago

I have one of those jobs that doesn't really allow for sick days. So when one of the kids throws up, my wife says "Stay away from your father!!!" And I am exempt from dealing with it entirely.

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sherri/the claw · 737 weeks ago

nice pie chart - wait - pie? i'm gonna hurl...

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jillsmo 103p · 737 weeks ago

NOT ON THE SHEET!!! I JUST WASHED IT AGAIN!!!!

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Big Daddy · 737 weeks ago

(A) Can youexpand this into a complete power point presentation by Tuesday at 1:00 PM EST? ( B) If said puking is in public, there is something in my wife's brain that tells her to try and catch it in her bare hands before it hits the floor. Stick that in your pie chart.

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jillsmo 103p · 737 weeks ago

I've never experienced said puking in public but I have a feeling that would also be my reaction

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Kelli · 737 weeks ago

Perfection in graph form! Had to share.

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WTH am I doing · 737 weeks ago

OMG. I love this chart. I so do. Genius.

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jillsmo 103p · 737 weeks ago

Thanks guys. Y'know, I concocted this thing in my head as I was driving dangerously fast to get home from work to to relieve the hubs from puke duty, who also had to go to work. True story.

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Tina Hickman · 737 weeks ago

Puke duty...sounds like some of the meetings I've had to attend.

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jillsmo 103p · 737 weeks ago

Oh, that reminds me. I have an IEP scheduled and I need to arrange child care. Thanks!

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Cheryl D. · 737 weeks ago

Hehe! I love the I'm next one!

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akbutler 65p · 737 weeks ago

fantastic. I love the "I'm next" because that is the exact thought that hits me. The "I just washed that blanket" doesn't apply here since sheet washing is so low on my list. Sometimes they just get up and walk themselves down to the washing machine. so mine would be more "damn! now I have to WASH a blanket."