After dinner Child 2 and I were in the kitchen playing ball.... what? I'm in charge and if I say it's okay to recklessly throw a giant ball around in the kitchen then it's okay! I threw the ball over his head and it hit a glass of milk on the table, and milk went flying all over the place. We both looked at each other as if to say "OOPS" and he says "you should blog about that."
"What? I should blog about how I hit the cup of milk and spilled it?" I ask.
"Yes," he says.
So I had him pose for the picture you see above. And now it is so.
Additionally, 100% of 5 year olds in this house agree that the following song is perfect ball playing music.