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Friday, October 14, 2011

The funniest thing I've seen all week

I have 2 things this week. Actually there were way more than 2 but I can only remember these right now. That may be the problem with writing these things when I'm drunk. Maybe. Whatever.

The first is a cartoon I found on Moms Who Drink and Swear. I asked Nikki for permission to use it and she said she stole it from somebody else. Whatever!


The second is a text I got from my husband. See, I was at Costco, and he had requested that while I was there, I get a bag of flour (he likes to make bread. :love: ) Except, the only flour they had was in 50 pounds bags, so I texted him "Sorry, I'm not getting a 50 pound bag of flour" and he responded: "Yes you are. And get a mule, too, to carry it home. Also supplies so we can pan for gold."

LOLs all around!



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Ha!
I always said, if you're gonna marry anyone in the village, its either the baker or the blacksmith. You chose wisely.

My husband can't bend steel--but he's got an awesome beard.

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Heh, Thermos doesn't realize you missed the gold rush!

Classic MacGruber.
Your husband likes to make bread? Do you have any idea how lucky you are?
That is the 2nd time I've seen that cartoon and it cracks me up every time. My 10yo seems incapable of chewing with his mouth closed, and I SOOOOOOOOO want to say that to him, but it would probably be just a smidge inappropriate, right?
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With a 50 pound bag of flour, he'd better learn to make homemade pasta too. :)
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i hate open-mouth chewing. hate it.

50 pounds of flour, gun powder, ham hocks and guitar strings.

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So, are you in the market for a mule now? Maybe a birthday or anniversary gift? Then you can get a side-present of more flour for bread-making, attached to the mule. Win. Win.
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You're husband's a funny guy!
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Cartoon was great, and husband's funny. But seriously, how much was the mule?
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Oh Lucy, you so crazy!

Wait, they sell mules at Costco? Dammit, why do we only have BJ's here? (other than to snicker at the huge sign)

50 lb of flour is a lot of bread. Tasty bread.
Chewing noises have been a peeve of mine since childhood. Now I have the vagina visual to go along with the squeamies. Fucking hysterical and disturbing. My favorite.

Love your husband.
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Now I have to play Oregon Trail.

I love Oregon Trail. I hope we don't die of consumption.
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Love this cartoon! Might need to steal too. And yes, you are a lucky lucky girl for marrying a man who is funny and bakes. Now I'm off to find the other one.
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