Teacher: Who can tell me what part of the world this is called?
Child who isn't mine: Is it East America?
Teacher: Good guess! But, no, that's called Europe.
Earlier I screamed at my kids "IF YOU BOTH DON'T GET INTO YOUR BEDS RIGHT THIS MINUTE, NOBODY IS PLAYING WII ALL WEEKEND."
And Child 1 responds: "Good one, Mama."
And this happened on Monday this week:
My hero
I feel like I owe a lot of people drawings, I just can't remember who I owe them to and what I'm supposed to be drawing. Do I owe you one? Please remind me. I'm sorry that I've forgotten, I have a shitty, shitty memory and the fact that I've forgotten has absolutely nothing to do with how much I adore you. Pinky swears!
Lisa · 702 weeks ago
jillsmo 103p · 702 weeks ago
Hopping kids are cool
blogginglily 73p · 702 weeks ago
I can't find a "Snarky Austim Parents" list on twitter. I'm probably going to start one once I have a bigger backlog of blogs to sift through.
Someone was critical of the size of my p-value this morning and it hurt.
My recent post Big Timin' It
jillsmo 103p · 702 weeks ago
Jen · 702 weeks ago
My recent post Wordless Wednesday, October 12, 2011
andrea · 702 weeks ago
Does this mean that even if you didn't owe me a picture, I can pretend you did in hopes of messing with your memory? Would that have worked better if I hadn't mentioned that? How about if that picture vaguely resembled a blog button? Technology scares me!
My recent post Time to pack it in
Heather · 702 weeks ago
My recent post It's Story Time: Rumplestiltskin
jillsmo 103p · 702 weeks ago
justjenannhall 53p · 702 weeks ago
Anyway...
You said on Twitter that it WAS your child who called Europe "East America"!
My recent post TGIF: Making Progress Edition
jillsmo 103p · 702 weeks ago
Anyway....
I said "A 1st grader" not "The 1st grader" See? Different. :)
Patty · 702 weeks ago
Sarcasm Goddess · 702 weeks ago
The future looks bright.
My recent post The Playground Knight
solodialogue 73p · 702 weeks ago
Btw - where is East America?
Tina · 702 weeks ago
P.S. I am so happy that BlogHer finally realized how great you are!!!!