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Monday, May 23, 2011

Farewell, Penguino

Penguino looked exactly like this.
I like this one better, though

On Sunday I took Child 2 and his buddy to a birthday party. They both got gift bags on their way out, both of which contained tiny little plastic baby penguins. The penguins were immediately named Penguino (pronounced Pen-GWEE-no. I guess these penguins were italian) and on the way home they fought a valiant battle in the backseat, complete with laser penises. No, I'm serious. They had penises that shot lasers.

After the friend was dropped off, Child 2 and I went to Safeway, where he sat in the cart, accompanied by Penguino. About 10 minutes after we had gotten home, however, he asks "Where is Penguino??"

Apparently Penguino had been left in the cupholder attached to the cart and was forgotten about. "We have to go back and find him!" he insisted, eyes welling up.

How can I resist a sad, teary child who just lost his new best friend? So, we got back in the car and went back to the store. On the way, I said "I just want you to be prepared for the possibility that we won't be able to find him." He was sad, but he understood.

Once there, the shopping cart was not in the place where we had left it so we had no choice but to look inside every cupholder attached to every shopping cart, both in the parking lot and inside the store.

And so we did. We were there for a while. We stopped everybody in the store, sometimes more than once, and we looked inside everybody's cupholder. Sadly, Penguino didn't turn up.

We ended up back in the parking lot, double checking the carts out there, and I asked him what he wanted to do.

He looked really sad, and he responded "I guess it's time for me to say goodbye to Penguino."

Um. Heart? Broken.

We got back in the car and went home. Once there, I opened the door for him and he sat there, still looking sad.

"I miss Penguino," he said.

"Oh, I'm so sorry, bud." I answered; I felt so bad for him.

"HEY! Can I go play with blocks now??" He asked.

And the moment was over.


I know I had said that I was going to blog the results of Friday night's Twitter group blog post party but so far I've been far too lazy to grab the transcript of the chat and put it into post form. Unless anybody wants to volunteer to take that on for me.....

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Letmepeeinpeace · 722 weeks ago

March of the penguino's! YOu're a good mom for going on the search and rescue mission. Even though it was a failed attempt.
Before I reached the last two lines I was fully prepared to dig around in our toy box for a few peguin brethren to send to your sweetie.
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Handflapper · 722 weeks ago

Awww. I have like a KAJILLION penguins. I can send him a replacement Penguino.

Also, I can write up # groupblogpost if you really want, but it might be tomorrow because Hellbaby is staying an extra day.

PS. I'm not sure any of my penguins have laser penises. I never thought to check. Foolish me.
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You are the best mom ever. I can't believe you went back for Penguino!! He's lucky to have you! Sorry the search didn't result in Signore Penguino returning home. Hopefully he's off porking Signora Penguino with the magical/awesome laser dick of his!
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Wow. No penguino left behind! Although, he was, so never mind. But seriously, you get The Mom of the Year award for going back. Kudos, penguino killer. :)
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You're a better mom than I am--going back to get Penguino....
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I'm not sure I'm getting all the love for this laser penis'ed penguin, people!! Why is an Italian penguin with a laser penis a party favor? Perhaps, I'm not as liberal minded as you Berkeley types but I'm not sure I'd want my 5 year old having laser penis battles quite yet. (maybe when he's 7). ;)
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Oh, if only adults worked like this as well.

I do something to piss my girlfriend off, and she's furious. All I need to do is jingle some keys in front of her for 5 seconds, and it's like an etch-a-sketch for her brain. Instantly she forgets why she's upset, and asks if ice cream sounds good to me...

Oh, if only...
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Yeah. My heart? Broken too!

We've gotten some random party favors, but thankfully nothing like this. Frankly, there are enough penises (penii?) in this house to go around. I don't need extra.
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You are the best mom! I am not sure I would have gone through all that to find the penguin. Does that make me a bad mom?

Laser penis' that made me almost pee myself! So glad that kids can get away with saying stuff like that!
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Aw! Happy trails Penguino (I'm thinking he'll be fine on his own, with his built-in weapons and all). I never would have went back to the store - you are a nice mama. <3
Various species with with penis lasers is what I want David Attenborough to cover on the next Planet series. Without giggling. Him. Not me.
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There aren't many things I would go back for, um, Penguino, probably not in my world. But bravo Momma! My little dude is 4 with ASD, penis is not yet in his limited vocabulary. I'm sure he's waiting to utter it in church or other highly inappropriate moment.
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JennyYarger · 722 weeks ago

Great story :)
Oh, and afterthought...

When you say laser penises, I think star wars. I mean, isn't that fitting. If Freud had the opportunity to watch Star Wars, you KNOW he would have said "what's up with the glowing blue laserdicks? I don't get it..."
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Poor Penguino. He's in a better place now; the great laser-penised penguin farm in the sky. Now he can run and play whenever he wants, and has millions of other penises to play with. Hmm, that sounded better in my head.
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Laser penis?
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He clearly gets his creative imagination from you
This is adorable! What a good mom you are! I'm curious about the laser penises though... but I'll let it slide... ; )
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Poor guy, glad he got over it quickly. You are such a good mommy.
And Handflapper's comment? I am still laughing. Were you two separated at birth?
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It's possible. We do have the same hair.
You're a much better mom than I am because if MY kid lost some penguin party gift, I would have just told them to suck it up and go on.
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Wow, if that had happened to my daughter, she'd be crying about Penguino years after losing it! It's these type of incidents that make my life so fun!
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We lost a stuffed ghost once and after that we left all toys in the car. It is too stressful trying to find lost toys.
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You are a better mom than me. We would have said goodbye to Penguino prior to making the trip back to the store. Guess I'm not winning any parenting awards today? (Stopping by from Time Travel Tues)
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It's a great sign that he got over it so fast, but for those few moments your heart must have been broken for him.

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