Yeah. Good Times.: Wow

Friday, May 27, 2011

Wow

Just now I walked into the room and Child 1 came up to me and started rubbing my, uh... front... area. Like... all over.

I said "Um. Huh?" Because it was... you know... the front area.

He says "I'm doing this because I love you" and then ran out of the room.

I kid you not he fucking stopped me in my tracks. I wanted to cry.

Oh.

That's good stuff, right there. Y'know... despite the inappropriateness of it all....

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Happy Elf Mom · 720 weeks ago

I see CPS didn't come to your house with your LAST post so you're gonna give em another shout out, eh? lol where on earth did this kid get that stuff from???
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jillsmo 103p · 720 weeks ago

I. DO NOT. KNOW.

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lostinidaho 38p · 720 weeks ago

See? This is another instance of "When the kid does it, it's adorable. When I do it you call the police."

Double standards are lame. =P
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jillsmo 103p · 720 weeks ago

LMAO!!!

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Cheryl D. · 720 weeks ago

So sweet!
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Margie · 720 weeks ago

OMG!!! BAHAHAHA!!! I wonder if that's what dogs think when they do that to people.... not that your son is a dog.... ok, bad comparison. How about I just laugh and say thanks for sharing! I had a crappy day and that made me laugh!
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Margaret · 720 weeks ago

That shit it fuuuuuuuuunny! You know cuz it wasn't my kid! But these moments make the best stories don't they?! I wrote a post about it called "Naughty Stories"! Keep em comin!

Margaret (@goodbadfamily)

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Squatlo · 720 weeks ago

I've used the same techniques AND lines in nightclubs, and believe it or not it didn't warm any young woman's cockles at all. The bouncer said I wasn't to come back, ever.

Now I'm so confused...
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kwombles 38p · 720 weeks ago

:-) Hee, I don't know what was funnier, child one's behavior or your reaction!
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Bella · 720 weeks ago

LMAO. That's awesome!
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KarenASMom 75p · 720 weeks ago

too think I was excited because my son brought me my laptop this morning...without me asking him too. He knows that my laptop brings me much pleasure!
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Lizbeth · 720 weeks ago

See, it is always funnier when someone else's kid dose it.
I'm laughing with you!!!

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Brian · 720 weeks ago

This is a case where autism is not a disability.
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Jen · 720 weeks ago

Time to cancel cable....
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@rachel_howells · 720 weeks ago

I discovered you from a hilarious comment you made on another blog (first sentence of your comment): "I'm very confused by how the device works. Does it actually strap your husband to your back like that? If so... totally not interested."

LOL - I'm still laughing at your comment!

You were commenting about some sort of weirdo pseudo-breastfeeding contraption another blogger posted about. There is a picture and in it, as your comment suggests, it looks like the husband is attached to the back of the sitting mother who is wearing the device.

So I followed your comment and was thrilled to discover your blog. I'm I a new follower.

Cheers,

Rachel :-)
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jillsmo 103p · 720 weeks ago

LOL! I remember that, it was the Teething Mom, right?

Welcome!! :)