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Friday, May 27, 2011

Wow

Just now I walked into the room and Child 1 came up to me and started rubbing my, uh... front... area. Like... all over.

I said "Um. Huh?" Because it was... you know... the front area.

He says "I'm doing this because I love you" and then ran out of the room.

I kid you not he fucking stopped me in my tracks. I wanted to cry.

Oh. 

That's good stuff, right there. Y'know... despite the inappropriateness of it all....



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I see CPS didn't come to your house with your LAST post so you're gonna give em another shout out, eh? lol where on earth did this kid get that stuff from???
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1 reply · active 720 weeks ago
I. DO NOT. KNOW.
See? This is another instance of "When the kid does it, it's adorable. When I do it you call the police."

Double standards are lame. =P
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1 reply · active 720 weeks ago
So sweet!
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OMG!!! BAHAHAHA!!! I wonder if that's what dogs think when they do that to people.... not that your son is a dog.... ok, bad comparison. How about I just laugh and say thanks for sharing! I had a crappy day and that made me laugh!
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That shit it fuuuuuuuuunny! You know cuz it wasn't my kid! But these moments make the best stories don't they?! I wrote a post about it called "Naughty Stories"! Keep em comin!

Margaret (@goodbadfamily)
I've used the same techniques AND lines in nightclubs, and believe it or not it didn't warm any young woman's cockles at all. The bouncer said I wasn't to come back, ever.

Now I'm so confused...
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:-) Hee, I don't know what was funnier, child one's behavior or your reaction!
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LMAO. That's awesome!
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too think I was excited because my son brought me my laptop this morning...without me asking him too. He knows that my laptop brings me much pleasure!
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See, it is always funnier when someone else's kid dose it.
I'm laughing with you!!!
This is a case where autism is not a disability.
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Time to cancel cable....
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LOL! I remember that, it was the Teething Mom, right?

Welcome!! :)
Awesome!!! If CPS does show up at your house, I will be your character witness.
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wait. wasn't child 2 doing the same thing the other day?
My sons do the exact same thing, minus the talking. I'm going to assume it means the same thing. I think.
All the good jokes have been taken. DRat!
1 reply · active 719 weeks ago
Well, next time you're going to have to get here sooner

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