At first I told two people about it: Hubs and a friend. Then I told my online friends about it. Then I told my Facebook friends about it. And then... I don't know what the hell happened. 365 days and 571 posts later, I've managed to attract almost 400 followers. How? No fucking clue. Seriously. Who are you people?
Since I am a Bookkeeper, and a dork, I can't let this auspicious event go by without using Excel in some way, so here's a chart I made which neatly categorizes my 571 posts into friendly and easy to read graph form.
I thought about perhaps doing a retrospective; a "look back," if you will, at the last year. I could talk about things I've learned, how I've grown as a person; maybe give some advice to newbie bloggers; tell you how I did it and whatnot, but fuck that! Seriously, who gives a shit? Would anybody actually want to read that crap? And, really, if you're taking blogging advice from me I think you're probably cursed or doomed or drunk or something. So, no. Instead I've asked my friend Kendall from This Is Not That Blog (formerly known as the 21st century mrs) to draw me a picture of myself celebrating my one year blogging anniversary, in the way that only she can. YAY!
One thing I will do, though, is list for you 5 of my favorites so we can all have a good laugh. At me.
A whole day to myself, 6/27/10
Artichoke: You're trying too hard, 7/22/10
Laundry: FUCK YEAH!!!!!!!, 8/14/10
Sometimes you just have to admit defeat, 2/3/11
I REALLY need to monitor this child's library usage better, 2/23/11
Sharon · 722 weeks ago
autismandoughtisms 31p · 722 weeks ago
I love your blog, keep doing what you do, you do it well :)
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Tessa · 722 weeks ago
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loridyan 19p · 722 weeks ago
Also, you make me laugh so hard that I regularly spit water on my keyboard, which means I love you.
Congrats and keep churning out the complete crap - me likey!
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@pugariffic73 · 722 weeks ago
Happy blogthday!
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Brandon.in.Idaho · 722 weeks ago
Happy bloggie birthday! First birthday means you get your own cake to mash up and wreck, right?
May your 2nd year be as much fun as the first.
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Lady Estrogen · 722 weeks ago
I'm impressed with your Complete Crap ratio - I think my piece of that pie chart would easily throw down the 50% threshold.
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dawn 58p · 722 weeks ago
I woulda baked you a cake or something, except i didn't. so there's that.
Marianna Annadanna · 722 weeks ago
Oh. And I love Wilson Phillips. And pie charts.
Tairalyn · 722 weeks ago
You pretty much rock!
XO
Taira
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thatsrightisaiditdotmom 30p · 722 weeks ago
Congratulations on 49% Complete Crap!
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Jennie B · 722 weeks ago
Love you!
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Sara · 722 weeks ago
Happy Birthday to youuuuuuu,
Happy Birthday dear Jillsmo Blooooooog,
Happy Birthday to You!
And maaaaannnnyyyy moooooreeee!!!!
Love this blog and you too!
Now don't get lazy on us!
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Sarah · 722 weeks ago
Here's to the next 365... days (I don't want to get ahead of myself here and wish you 20 more years, I mean, a LOT can happen in one year).
Any pie charts regarding how you came up with your five favorites?
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