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Tuesday, May 31, 2011

Out of the Mouth of Babes 26

Child 1, out of nowhere: I want the Golden Touch!!

Me, thinking this was some scripting thing I didn't know about: What's the Golden Touch?

Child 1: That's when you touch something and it turns to gold!

I want that, too.



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Not me! The story of Midas always creeped me out!
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Might stop people from excessive self-touching, too (I'm looking at you, men who grab yourself in public).
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1 reply · active 721 weeks ago
Oh, god, can you imagine? *shudder*
Ha. For a second I was thinking the Golden Touch was something else, as Wombat Central mentioned.
I'm mostly just commenting because of what you've put below the comment box:

"Who's awesome for commenting here? You are. That's who's awesome. You."

I feel all warm and fuzzy now :)

Also, if people are going to be getting the golden touch, I'm going to want the un-golden touch. People touch a lot of things they really shouldn't. There's going to be a market in un-goldening things.
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1 reply · active 721 weeks ago
I think I'll send you a golden bird.
My recent post Back from paradise and ready to fight
Haha! Duh, Mom!

There'd be no shortage of golden wangs, that's for shizzle.
My recent post I Cant Take My Boys Anywhere!
If I could change that to Silver, it'd be an awesome score for me. LOL
Wonder if she recently watched the Super Why episode of King Midas?
My recent post Little Grass Heads
1 reply · active less than 1 minute ago
That's actually quite likely!
That didn't turn out so well for Midas!

I do have a similar talent. Everything I touch turns to crap!

Does that count?
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1 reply · active 721 weeks ago
That TOTALLY counts!!

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