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Monday, May 9, 2011

Things I Find In My House VII

Yeah, you know what? This is not actually a fun discovery first thing in the morning, pre-contact lens insertion AND pre-caffeine.


I thought it was real at first. Then I took a closer look


I'm pretty sure real lizards aren't usually that bright a shade of yellow.



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That would so suck. Although is it bad I can think of a lot worse things that I've found pre-caffeine? I'd much rather find a rubber lizard than deal in anything that has to do with bodily fluids spewing from a child first thing in the morning.
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Clearly I need more caffeine or a biology book....
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WHO PUT THAT THERE!?!?!?

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Aren't they supposed turn the color of their environment? Thanks for following :)
Aaakkk! Who bought that thing?! Would've scared 2 lbs. out of me... wait - can I borrow that for my kid?
I love how it's tucked into the corner. You'd have known it was fake if it were right on the table or something like that...
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Bahaha! Reminded me of trying to find my son's escapee gecko one morning. Luckily we found him and avoided a life-altering trauma.
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I love your kids. The end.
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Better than what I had in my house last week. http://beelieveit.blogspot.com/2011/05/another-ja...
It was way worse...but that lizard is kinda cute..outdoors.
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I may be off-point here, but I just really need to know why there's mustard next to your pet door. I know there must be an excellent explanation for this.
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OH MY GOD Flannery. Are you judging me for my door mustard???? Would I judge you for your various condiment related household items? NO.
Would I judge?? Okay, yes, yes I would judge. But this time I'm not, I swear. I just thought maybe there was a good STORY about the mustard. Something with suspense and drama. Besides, it would be wrong of me to judge your door mustard, especially since my kid, on occasion, will pee in his closet. So you see, judging mustard would be wrong.
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Sadly, finding a lizard in my house wouldn't be at all surprising. That's why I moved.

I, too, want to hear about the door mustard.
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LOL! The exact same thing happened to me once! I found a lizard under my bed, and I made my husband get it out! He came out with it saying, "I don't think these are really purple, do you?" I couldn't tell when it was under the bed! LOL!
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I keep looking at the thing and it looks fucking real!!
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