Me, thinking this was some scripting thing I didn't know about: What's the Golden Touch?
Child 1: That's when you touch something and it turns to gold!
I want that, too.
|That right there is VINTAGE 1970's linoleum, people|
|That's kind of coming apart at the edges. I think a cat did this. I mean, it makes sense.|
|Here we see a crack in the linoleum that has been covered up by masking tape. Or, if anybody asks, that's the line you stand on when you throw darts; which, oddly, nobody has.|
|Our cabinets: U.G.L.Y. you ain't got no alibi... you UGLY.|
|Actually the 1970's garbage disposal still works fine, I just wanted to make a picture of a zombie garbage disposal|
|Are YOU a contortionist? No? Me either! Thus neither of us will be able to get things in and out of these cabinets. There's a matching set on the other side of the room.|
|JUST enough space to squeeze through only the most important frozen food items.|
|Or... y'know... something like this.|
|Penguino looked exactly like this.|
|I like this one better, though|
|Fuck you. I don't even care. I. Don't. Even. Care.|
|This guy? This guy can just go right ahead and fuck off.|
|Hey! Did I mention go fuck yourself? Because go fuck yourself.|
Just one day for Mothers is just not enough so some Mom-Blogger pals of mine and I are dedicating this entire month of May to Moms. Each day one of us will post a special Mom-related blog and then guide you on to the next day’s blog with an easy access link to just click for the next day. On this blog tour, you will meet new friends, find new blogs to follow that bring you laughs, tears, tips, ‘Thank Goodness It’s Not Just Me’ moments, and more…Some bloggers may even offer drawings for prizes to pamper YOU…You just need to follow along, read…and wait for more details on how you can get some great goodies as souvenirs on this Mother’s Day May Blog Tour.... Your posts can be as long or short as you want, picture, prose, poetry…anything Mom related is perfect!!