Me, thinking this was some scripting thing I didn't know about: What's the Golden Touch?
Child 1: That's when you touch something and it turns to gold!
I want that, too.
|Penguino looked exactly like this.|
|I like this one better, though|
|Fuck you. I don't even care. I. Don't. Even. Care.|
|This guy? This guy can just go right ahead and fuck off.|
|Hey! Did I mention go fuck yourself? Because go fuck yourself.|
Just one day for Mothers is just not enough so some Mom-Blogger pals of mine and I are dedicating this entire month of May to Moms. Each day one of us will post a special Mom-related blog and then guide you on to the next day’s blog with an easy access link to just click for the next day. On this blog tour, you will meet new friends, find new blogs to follow that bring you laughs, tears, tips, ‘Thank Goodness It’s Not Just Me’ moments, and more…Some bloggers may even offer drawings for prizes to pamper YOU…You just need to follow along, read…and wait for more details on how you can get some great goodies as souvenirs on this Mother’s Day May Blog Tour.... Your posts can be as long or short as you want, picture, prose, poetry…anything Mom related is perfect!!
|Seriously, though... what IS the last name of the British Royal family? I've never given it a moment's thought until this very minute... AAAAAAAAAAAAND it's gone|
|OMG!! Twitter is gay??? Emily, did you know that???|
|The first thing that alcohol affects is your ability to not hit "send."|
|I would bet you a million dollars that only men were searching for how to put a tampon in|
|I actually selected one of these suggestions. Can you guess which one? Please ask me because I've learned so much and I totally want to share!!!!!!|
|Nothing?? WHAT THE FUCK, GOOGLE???|
|And a tip of the invisible hat to YOU, Mrs. Ped. Quite.|
|First try. Only 2,804 to get to #13! Awesome!|
|Second try. 1,028 more points and, uh... only 2,804 to get to #13? HUH?|
|#1 has 4,560 more points than I do. HOW? HOW??????????|